January 2011
sergeantnobleseyebrows asked: Argh I just saw your blog title! *Stitch-up Showdown blog title reference high five!*
Had 400 words left to write on my essay, wrote about 200, somehow still got 400 left to write
I may be the only English person on tumblr who...
mrdalliard:
Not in a patriotic, god save the Queen, best country in the world, we had an empire once, tally ho, do no wrong, two world wars and one world cup, everything about this place is perfect kind of way. But neither am I apathetic about living here.
Were I to form an opinion on being born and bred in England, it would be a positive one. I like the rain and the complaining and the...
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What if, suddenly, during "Best Ensemble in a...
thelilnan:
Benedict and Martin just swing in on a rope and steal the award
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When you follow a bunch of people on tumblr and...
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omg bad erotica
theashcroftmoon:
jazzdalek-:
splatterdick:
tranzient:
thejuthikakid:
“I felt my womanly flower release its feminine nectar all over his amazing cock.”
LOLOLOL WHAT ARE YOU DOING
this is beautiful.
so hot.
Why use all those metaphors and then just write COCK?
Cock, did you say?
This is a serious blog about serious business
honeywheresmypipe:
deanskraken:
And we don’t have time for any of your blah blah blah blah.
I somehow read that as “this is a serious blog for serious people, we won’t have your blah blah here”
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I was looking at a holiday brochure earlier and then I read “local departures for local people.” I couldn’t stop laughing.
one last day: tennants-: stop-its-ginger-time:... →
verysensitivepansexualaspie:
tennantislove:
silencingthedrums:
tennants-:
stop-its-ginger-time:
obsessedobsesser:
The Awkward moment when you gasp so hard that you choke on your own spit because apparently David Tennant and Billie Piper have been seen around the Doctor Who set with Matt and Karen.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT MY FEELINGS ARE…
CAN I GET A LITTLE TEN-POINT-FIVE UP IN THIS...
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Reblog this if you want to be the Doctor's...
martinsbrolly:
lookivegotablanket:
satt-mmith:
thekeeperofkeys:
captainjennharkness:
Well, obviously.
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'What's so great about Doctor Who?'
marfymarfmarf-marf:
theneverendingdrums:
lookivegotablanket:
party-in-the-tardis:
middleofjethro:
“I beg your pardon?”
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That hiccup was louder than I was expecting
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things I think about in the hallway at school
why are these girls talking so damn loud ?
why are there so many people -,-
Can this girl move any slower?
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAAAAAY
why are you walking so slow?
WHY IS THERE A LINE TO GET UP THE STAIRS
stop trying to walk cute. nobody has time for this.
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STOPPING TO TALK RIGHT NOW?
IF I GET MARKED LATE I’M GOING TO SLIT YOUR FREAKING THROAT.
and WHY ARE...
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daily mail headline generator
robotskittles:
jaswatsonsjumpers:
mrdalliard:
underworldkingstar:
http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/
HAVE HOODIES GIVEN TAXPAYERS DIABETES?
WILL ASYLUM SEEKERS TURN THE COUNTRYSIDE GAY?
WILL LESBIANS TURN THE QUEEN GAY?
HAVE THE P.C BRIGADE GIVEN ENGLAND CANCER?
WILL CHANNEL 4 MOLEST BRITAIN’S FARMERS?
WILL FOXES IMPREGNATE COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?
COULD PAEDOPHILES TURN...
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